The Best Ever Book Of Chemist Jokes: Lots And Lots Of Jokes Specially Repurposed For You-Know-Who
Publish Date: 2012-06-14
Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
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If youve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Chemist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Chemist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Chemist Jokes is so unoriginal, its original. And, if you dont burst out laughing from at least one Chemist joke in this book, theres something wrong with you. This book has so many Chemist jokes, you wont know where to start. For example: Why do Chemists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Chemist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldnt die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Chemist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Chemist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: Put on two coats. *** Why do Chemists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***